What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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do you have a wife?

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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