- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Poop.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

gay pom...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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