Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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