What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Roses are red.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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VAL SUCKS

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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