- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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