- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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