Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

your social life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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