CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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