- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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