Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

My parents died!

Feminism.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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