- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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