Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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darude- sandstorm

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Refrigerator

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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