- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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