Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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People...

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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