- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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