how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Anti Joke

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