What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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