- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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