- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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