What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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