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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

You're tall.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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