Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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