- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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