Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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