One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

i have two hands.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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