- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

women's rights

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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