Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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69 :)

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Santa isn't real

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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