- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Rick Santorum 2012

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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