- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A blonde walked into a bar.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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