- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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