Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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