INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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