- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How do you hold someone in suspense?

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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