Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats the difference between a frog?

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Elizabeth Warren

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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