- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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