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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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