Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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