my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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heads up!

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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