- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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