- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Justin Bieber

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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