what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A man walks into a bar.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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