- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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