Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Sarah Palin

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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