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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What black and has children A black man

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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