Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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There's my tractor.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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shut up iggy

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25

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Roey Jegen

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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