A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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