- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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