- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

a man said hi.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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