Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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speech and debate.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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A mans opinion.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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brandon ya twwat

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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