- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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